What do a racing greyhound with multiple doggie personalities, a claustrophobic NASCAR driver, an obsessive compulsive prize fighter, and a Bull Rider with a debilitating fear of clowns have in common? They are all better off dead.
Welcome to the Hotel Santeria, home of the Fugu Lounge where everything you order can kill you from the Blowfish sushi to the Bufo toads that are licked following your Absinthe shooter to non-filter Camels, and Cinnabuns. When Roland Van Owen, owner of the failing Blue Flamingo travels to Key West for a little life reevaluation he meets Stinky the cat, defrocked minor god and current literary muse in Sloppy Joe’s Bar. Stinky quickly sets up shop in the dumpster behind the restaurant and pursues his dream of creating a zombie cat army to take over the world and return him to Godhood.
Meanwhile, Hussey Payne, trained apprentice voodoorine wants to trade in her conjures for a medical degree but after when her boyfriend gambles away all of her tuition money she is forced to take a waitress position at the Fugu Lounge. There she finds Moreover, a multiple-personality, racing greyhound, poisoned by Stinky and uses her voodoo training to revive him. The dog, now a zombie, survives and starts winning races. Dee Dee, seeing the dog win, hatches a plan to lure athletes with psychological problems into the Fugu Lounge, turn them into winning zombies and clean up making side bets.
Will Cutter and Dee Dee get away with their zombie making ways? Will Stinky succeed in feline world domination? Will Hussey ever get back to medical school? Will Roland find love? And will Tony, the ex-mafia Fugu Lounge barfly, ever quench his thirst?
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