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Just Released! Christmas Eve 2011!

 

What do a racing greyhound with multiple doggie personalities, an obsessive compulsive prize fighter, and a Bull Rider with a debilitating fear of clowns have in common?   They are all better off dead. 

When Roland Van Owen, owner of the failing Blue Flamingo Lounge in St Petersburg, Florida, travels to Key West for a little life reevaluation he meets Stinky the cat, a defrocked minor god and current literary muse. With the help of Dee Dee sufferer of intermittent Tourette's syndrome, Roland returns to St. Pete and converts the Blue Flamingo to the Hotel Santeria, and Fugu Lounge- purveyor of extreme dining where everything you order can kill you; from blowfish sushi to Absinthe shooters to non-filter Camels and Cinnabuns.  Stinky quickly sets up shop in the dumpster behind the restaurant and pursues his dream of creating a zombie cat army to take over the world and return him to Godhood.

Meanwhile, Hussey Payne, reformed voodoorine, wants to trade in her conjures for a medical degree but when her boyfriend, Cutter Andrewas, gambles away all of her tuition money she is forced to take a waitress position at the Fugu Lounge. There she finds Moreover, a multiple-personality, racing greyhound, poisoned by Stinky and she uses her voodoo training to revive him. The dog, previously winless, becomes a race-winning zombie. Dee Dee, seeing the dog win, hatches a plan to lure athletes with psychological problems into the Fugu Lounge, turn them into winning zombies and clean up on side bets.

Will Cutter and Dee Dee get away with their nefarious zombie making plot? Will Stinky succeed in feline world domination? Will Hussey ever get back to medical school?  Will Roland find love? And will Tony, the ex-mafia barfly, ever quench his thirst?

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Just out in August  2012 Montezuma's Revenge The world as we know it will come to an end on December 21st, 2012, just like the Mayan calendar predicted.  No, it wasn’t nuclear war or a pandemic of Ebola virus or bird flu. No space aliens came down and ate us and the planet didn’t reverse its magnetic field and flip over in space like a big blue flapjack. We literally farted the world away. Crypto-zoologist Lucy Poot has discovered the lost treasure of Montezuma II, but she has also discovered Montezuma himself, cryogenically frozen for 500 years.  Now, Montezuma has returned with a mission, to regain his kingdom, restore the Mayan pyramids and save the planet.  But Montezuma’s rise to power is just one more problem for U.S. President Lincoln Caine.  Besides having to build a wall to slow the emigration of cheap labor from the bankrupt U.S. to Mexico, the Imperial Martian colony is in full revolt, nanobot infused pinto beans, designed to spy on Montezuma, have gone rogue, and his dealer just doubled his price for a bag of weed.  Link to buy from Amazon:   http://www.amazon.com/2012-Montezumas-Revenge-Mark-Covington/dp/1466366656/ref=sr_1_sc_1?s=books